and then some

I’ve Been Punked- For the umpteenth time.

I think I’m quite a gullible person. You can easily pull one on me, that is, if you know the right strings to pull. This Musoga knows that one string quite well- People. If you tell me a story about something happening to someone, be it true or false, I’ll so fall for it.

Yesterday evening, after my lecturer cutting my class, I decided to do abit of sms-ing. Target: Himself. I’ve tried to reproduce the conversation, both sms and chat.

Sms to Himself: This Musoga’s thrown me out for sometime now. What’s the dealio?
(According to me, I was on katebe, I hadn’t received a text in like, 12hrs?!)

Himself to me: Speak of the devil. I’ve just sent you an email. I got thrown out of my house.

Me to Himself: WHAT!!! What happened?

Himself to me: There was a fight. Someone said something about you, I threw them out of the window. I’ve been given 10 days and I haven’t told daddy.

(I didn’t want to believe any of this. Explain a calm person taking such measures. So I decide to go check my email and there’s nothing. Am waiting for the email to come and I’m thinking so fast. At that point, I was thinking, what happens if I ever say something and Himself gets so mad and throws me through the roof!!! The daddy part in Himself’s last sms to me, got me believing the story!)

Me to Himself: Get on chat immediately!
By the way, I didn’t say it like that, but that’s what I implied!)

So I get on chat, and Himself is signing in and out of chat. The green button was turning to grey every few seconds. On this other side of the equator I’m freaked out.
Anyhow, Himself manages to get onto chat and we chat.
Below are excerpts from our conversation.

5:53 PM me: Baby?
________________________________________ 15 minutes
6:08 PM Himself: baby
6:10 PM hello

Me: Sweets?
So I guess you can answer my text on chat......

Himself: yeah, well
6:11 PM how is the pole climbling (sic) going
(In reference to the mast things I’d to do last week)

6:12 PM Me: This Musoga, how about us sorting this house mess you are in, then we'll talk about extra curricular activities

6:14 PM Himself: cool
Well I got notice at 9 am today
6:15 PM but I just want you to know that am doing this for you
6:16 PM I you mean a lot to me and I am no going to let any one mess with that

Me: So what exactly happened that caused you to get into this fight

Himself: As I said I woke up and got out of bed
6:17 PM so the heat engineers can install central heating
So when you come over we won’t freeze
There was no fight
6:18 PM I just wanted to get you excited
Coz I miss you
And I want to talk to you
And you’re so cute when you’re bewildered
:)
6:19 PM :D

Me: P****** K***** Y*****, you are in some deep trouble. :):):) You know an angry fish wife, that's who'll meet you at the sirport (sic) when you come. P***!!!!

Himself: sirport? :D:D:D

Me: P******
Airport!!

6:20 PM Himself: Must be an extension

Me: Yeah, the one for CHOGM

Himself: Any way boo I have to run


6:21 PM Me: Bye sweets. Call me if you can afford five minutes. I miss you

Patrick: I miss u too
Catch them

6:22 PM Me: mwaaaaaah. Get out. Go!

6:23 PM Patrick: bye sweety

Me: bye bye

So we kissed and made up.
But am still the most gullible person this side of the equator!
One day, I’ll treat you to the chronicles of the pranks This Musoga has pulled on me and out of these innumerable times, I managed to catch him at his game only once.
I’m going to have to up my game.

Bye for now.
Have a fab day!